March 1, 2024

“Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cuz you’re the only ’10’ I see.” —  Ian Jump, ’18
“Great legs. What time do they open?” — Jeff Helt, ’18
“Knock Knock. Who’s there? Old lady. Old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.” — Adam Barstow, ’17
“I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.” — Melissa Hermerding, ’15
“I’m not sure how many problems I have because one of them is math.” — Holly Carmel, ’17
“If your heart ever melted, I’d put it in the freezer to put it back together.” — Brittney Stuart, ’17

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